If you have Grand kids you know what I am talking about,
Thanks to a past client who has a very good sense of humor and is 
always ready to share a good laugh. After reading this email I have chosen to share it with the AR community. It may not have anything to do with real estate; well, wait a minute it may.
GRANDPARENTS'ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning. . . . At present we are not available but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....
If you are one of our children,
press 1 if you need us to stay with the children,
press 2 If you want to borrow the car,
press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing,
press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight,
press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
press 7 If you want to come to eat here,
press 8 If you need money,
press 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre. Start talking, we are listening!
After a second reading I have decided to place this on my voice mail. What do you think?
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Don Rogers is a licensed REALTOR® in Missouri. I specialize in St. Charles County Missouri and have called O Fallon MO my home since 1993. If you are looking to buy or sell or you are relocating to the area and would like information about the St Charles County MO area do not hesitate to give me a call at 314-954-6775 or if you would prefer to send me an email.
